future of the left v2.now
Sunday, November 4, 2012
Detroit 4/11/2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
based on a novel of the same name
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
No news pre-news news.
So, that was that then.
2011.
A pretty active year, altogether, for revolution, natural disasters and the distinctly postmature death of genocidal fuckheads, England became the No.1 cricket team in the world (though at time of writing are doing their level best to unbecome the same) and somewhere in the foreground, the Murdoch media empire did its best impression of being irredeemably crippled even though it had done nothing worse than scraping its knee whilst bending over to spy on on a stranger's balls.
Odd, apparently. Mishappen. Prone to huge shifts in form and mass in rapidly changing climates.
On a personal level, 2011 saw me unemployed and missing out on a grand total of three jobs because of a tour of Australia (you try explaining to potential employers the difference between 'holiday' and 'work' when you're so desperate for money that you'd eat at McDonald's if someone paid you enough*) and am searching still, at times with hope, at times without. I ran a few half marathons (in the middle of the night), got some way through writing my first bullshit book (also in the middle of the night) and read so much Ancient and Military History that at times I felt I should be taking a chariot to rehearsal instead of a bus.
Band wise, well, we're still here, and delighted to be doing it.
Final track listing for the album (after some revisions and a quick remix for 'goals in slow motion' the masters, I'm happy to say, are being run off tomorrow) is as follows. None of these titles are working titles, incidentally. Release date, sadly (saddest for us, mind – we started recording it LAST FUCKING JUNE) is still to be confirmed.
1. sheena is a t-shirt salesman
2. failed olympic bid
3. beneath the waves an ocean
4. cosmo's ladder
5. city of exploded children
6. goals in slow motion
7. camp cappuccino
8. polymers are forever
9. robocop 4 - fuck off robocop
10. sorry dad, i was late for the riots
11. i am the least of your problems
12. a guide to men
13. anchor
14. rubber animals
15. notes on achieving orbit
Having had a break from the thing over the course of the last couple of months I can exclusively reveal that, according to me (and I trust me, implicitly) it sounds as good as I remember it. I don't want to talk the thing up because that seems desperate but I will say this – we're very, very proud, a feeling which I'm allowing to linger until the end of next month when it will be doubtless replaced by the hollow anger of the ignored and jealous. Just kidding(*2)
We're still deciding on 'singles' and, although that term seems less relevant nowadays (how about 'promotional device for radio and youtube'?) we would very much like to release them on 7” single with the obligatory exclusive b-sides and all that jazz (nb. no actual jazz). My question to you (here and on twitter/facebook) – how much is a fair price? We want this to be something you can hold, look at and, if needed, comfort, but we'd rather not go losing money we don't have in the interim.
So, in review ...
Australia was, in general, very good fun. Perth(*3) and Sydney were a delight whilst Brisbane and Meredith revelatory considering the distinct lack of sleep which preceded both shows. Only Melbourne felt strange and, despite our best efforts, lacked the atmosphere that we've come to expect from one of our favourite cities in the world. Perhaps it was just the way it felt from the stage but we felt as if we played twice as well as earlier in the year and got half the response. Proof, if proof be need be(*5) that there's no science to rock n'roll. The three UK shows were good fun as well, particularly London - despite the faintly preposterous airs and graces of Hoxton Bar and Kitchen it's actually a pretty good sounding room and we had a fine night, once the double van breakdown and most miserable in-house sound-guy(*6) in the world were taken on and vanquished to the four corners of our collective memories.
Right, I must fly. More to follow very, very soon(*7), including show and single news, record store day and some bumpf about South by South West, which it turns out we are playing after all.
(leon) best
falcoheadlinerofaboutiquefesti
x
ps. How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like mine to exist.
(*) I will happily eat a McDonald's meal if you reimburse my stomach and soul to the tune of £5,000. (*1)
(*1) an admission - twice on our tour of Australia I was forced (partly by a lack of funds but also because I was trapped in an airport and didn't feel like paying £10 for a sad, wet sandwich) to eat a grilled chicken burger from Hungry Jacks, which, for my non-Australian readers, is Burger King in all but name. Although it didn't taste too bad I could tell that the chicken had been thoroughly depressed even before being electrocuted by a robot then thrown into a seeded bap.
(*2) no, I'm not.
(*3) about half an hour before going on in Perth we were watching the pretty-damn-good-despite-the-
(*4) who reminded us a little of our good friends Science Bastard, musically if not hair-wise.
(*5) thanks 'The Day Today'.
(*6) anyone who is in a touring band will know that this is quite an accolade.
(*7) in the next few days. Promise.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Master - Mastered
On Sunday November 13th at 6.23pm the individuals known collectively as 'future of the left' left Abbey Road(*1) studios in London, England with a completed and mastered copy of their new long-form record, 'the plot against common sense'. It runs to 49 minutes and 40ish seconds and contains 15 rock songs presented in the following order-
1.sheena is a tshirt salesman
2.failed olympic bid
3.beneath the waves an ocean
4.cosmos ladder
5.city of exploded children
6.goals in slow motion
7.camp cappuccino
8.polymers are forever
9.robocop 4 - fuck off robocop
10.sorry dad, i was late for the riots
11.i am the least of your problems
12.a guide to men*
13.the mercy of crows*
14.rubber animals
15.notes on achieving orbit
*these are working titles. Well, I just made them up now so I could write this out and post it - sue me(*2). Hell, I needed to tell someone who wasn't in the band about this fucking thing that we made.
Yes. Done. Done'd. Dead. I can't speak for everyone in our (never red - I HATE red) practice room but I'm incredibly proud of this record. It's got everything I ever wanted in, on and through it. I'm also proud that we got here at all after all of the fruity fucking obstacles thrown in our way. (*3) We're working through artwork ideas as we speak. Excitement. Relief. Hope. Hats. We're hoping (well, it's pretty damn certain) for a release early next year - more information on this when we have it to give you.
In other news - the ep 'polymers are forever' is out now. Buy it if you like it. Available digitally through iTunes and physically in shops(*5) or from our OWN HANDS at the following shows -
20th November Cardiff, Clwb Ifor Bach (No, really?) with Saturdays Kids and Science Bastard tickets
26th November Leeds, Cockpit (supports unconfirmed at this stage) tickets
29th November London, Hoxton Bar and Kitchen with Saturdays Kids and Fever Fever
Australian dates are as follows -
4th December Perth, Rosemount
6th December Brisbane, The Zoo
8th December Sydney, Annandale Hotel
9th-11th December Meredith Music Festival (sold out)
16th December Melbourne, The Corner
Ticket information for Australian shows is available here.
I should add that the London show has been sold out for a while ... another date will be announced very shortly. Oh, and in response to questions I've received from that 'Australia' ... it's highly unlikely we'll be back out there in 2012. That'd be too much, we all think.
I have to go. The cat has just played 'xi' in Scrabble(tm).
falcoursehehas
x
ps. The polymers EP can be streamed at spin.com for a short time, though I have no idea exactly how short that time will be.
(*1) we learned that, as worldwide brand, Abbey Road is almost as well-known as 'Marmite'. Fancy that.
(*2) on second thoughts - don't. I have NOTHING.
(*3) no jokes in this bit, sorry. A lot of people have helped our charity-shop arses through this experience but none more than our motherfuckingselves. Back-slaps and Dick-pyramids(*4) all round.
(*4) I have no idea what this is but am willing to give it a go for £5000. No flash photography.
(*5) remember shops? We had them in the eighties. They were a bit like Ebay, as I recall, but more brown.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
EP n' shake
Zero Hour.
(drum roll) ...
An EP, titled 'polymers are forever' will be released on 11th November on Remote Control (Australia) and on 14th November on XtraMile (Britain and Europe) with an initial small amount of imports being shoveled the way of the USA, that land mass which is a little to the left of Wales. Pleased doesn't quite cover it. The possibilities, literally, are end-ful.
Running order is 'polymers are forever'(*1), 'with apologies to emily pankhurst'(*2), 'new adventures', 'my wife is unhappy', 'dry hate' and 'destroywhitchurch.com'. It has a running time somewhere in the region of twenty one minutes and is 'very nice' ((c) my mother, last week). The first three songs are taken from the album sessions (see below) whilst the final three are earlier demos we didn't have the time, money or inclination to re-record. At this stage I have no earthly idea if the EP will end up being pressed on vinyl but the chances, as ever, are dramatically increased the more people ask.
Just saying.
'polymers are forever' (the song not the entire EP) will appear on the album 'the plot against common sense', which will be released in early 2012. More about this later(*4). We are really VERY VERY HAPPY with this record, which is perhaps ONE DAY away from being finished, whenever we can fit that in; I would like to apologise in advance to my bandmates and the cat(*5) for how drunk I get upon its completion.
The following live dates are confirmed before the end of the year -
20th November Cardiff, Clwb Ifor Bach (No, really?) with Saturdays Kids and one more TBC tickets
26th November Leeds, Cockpit (supports unconfirmed at this stage) tickets
29th November London, Hoxton Bar and Kitchen with Saturdays Kids and Fever Fever tickets
Australian dates are as follows -
4th December Perth, Rosemount
6th December Brisbane, The Zoo
8th December Sydney, Annandale Hotel
9th-11th December Meredith Music Festival
16th December Melbourne, The Corner
Ticket information is available here. Really. Can't wait. For all of it.
I appreciate your patience. Rather than blogging (and yes, I still hate that word) throughout the year in a non-commital manner I thought it best to wait until there was something solid to tell you. 'Hey guys - big news coming IN SIX OR SEVEN MONTHS' doesn't really cut it around my face. Or, indeed, my balls.(*6)
More to fellow follow.
falco
x
(*1) I have read some pretty demented comments about this song after just one radio play (and subsequent streaming). Gary Numan? Obvious Cure references? LIMP BIZKIT? None of these are things. None. Of. These. Listen again. With ears. EARS. (*3)
(*2) this is the DELIBERATE title of the song. A reviewer for a magazine, who shall remain nameless changed 'emily' to 'emmeline' on a setlist she was given earlier this year. How cute.
(*3) laptop speakers do not count.
(*4) and I ask you to interpret the word 'later' generously.(*7)
(*5) the odd seizure and shitting-on-the-doorstep episode aside, Chicken is doing well.
(*6) one balls reference per blog - new policy.
(*7) this is code for 'be patient'.